December 2010
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November 2010
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Spaghetti saved my life.
Thank you spaghetti for all of the power and energy stored up in those little tiny hair-like strands of pasta. You helped me again from not becoming a zombie. There for, you also saved a life. A poor, innocent life. Quite possibly a brain or two. Maybe that brain might have possessed the cure for cancer or A.I.D.S. or something even worse. So to you, the whole World and I tip our hats and say,...
June 2010
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March 2010
4 posts
karrrly:
so. cute.
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What's one memory you will never forget?
the one time i accidentally found a dead guy while walking back to a venue from some mall.
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February 2010
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January 2010
4 posts
Dear Pepsi,
How in the world am I supposed to be the man of the house when you’ve gone and created the most difficult caps to open on your 2-liter bottles? Fix them back to how they were in the olden days. Please.
Signed,
Seriously Frustrated Pepsi Drinker
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